Vote For Change, Vote Coleen Rowley

Local activists blog for congressional candidate Coleen Rowley (D)

Thursday, August 10, 2006


From: America
To: George W. Bush
Cc: John Kline
Subject: Another Narrowly Averted 9/11 Repeat

Dear George and clone,

How did terrorists get onto planes in the U.K.? I thought they were all stuck in Iraq, since we are fighting them there so we won't have to fight them here. I am worried that I am no safer than I was in 2001. Are we maybe fighting the terrorists in the wrong place? If a war in Iraq hasn't kept them from attacking me, maybe we need to start one in Iran. Or what the heck, maybe New Zealand. Yeah, that sounds right to me. Let's fight the terrorists in New Zealand so we don't have to fight them here.

Please get right on that.